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Q:Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? | A:because his dick was stuck in the chicken! __________________________________________________ > >> Finally, something other than smiley > >> faces.... :) > >> > >> > >> > >> (o)(o) perfect breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> (*)(*) high nipple breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> (@)(@) big nipple breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> oo a cups > >> > >> > >> > >> { O }{ O } d cups > >> > >> > >> > >> (oYo) wonder bra breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> ( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> (o)(O) lopsided breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> (Q)(O) pierced breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> |o||o| android breasts > >> > >> > >> > >> ($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts __________________________________________________ The former kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade. > The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. > > "You need to use 'big people' words," she'd always remind them. She asked > Wendy what she had done over the weekend. > > "I went to visit my Nana." > > "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!" She then > asked Joey what he had done. > > "I took a ride on a choo-choo." he said. > > "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words!" She then asked Eddie > what he had done. > > "I read a book" he replied. > > That's wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" > > Eddie thought about it, then puffed out hsi chest with great pride and said, > Winnie The Shit." __________________________________________________
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